I have heard rumours over the years that some families have that rarest of species (at least in my experience it is pretty rare, or more precisely, totally extinct) a husband or Dad who actually cooks real, edible food!
Is there any truth to this rumour?
Having had a Father who was never able to locate the cooker during his entire life, I then replaced the man in my life with a husband who had obviously been to the same school - you know, the one that teaches a man to glaze over and become mindless and incapable when faced with the prospect of actually using that fearsome metal object with red hot rings and hot cavities that in some mysterious way transforms raw ingredients into something edible?